you know im getting really fucking tired of going...
I cried in the shower today. I cried out your name. But you weren’t here to hear my screams, so you never came. This is not what I wanted.
Person: "You like Star Wars?
Person: "Star Wars is for nerds."
Police: "So can you tell me what happened?"
Me: "He just slashed himself with my Darth Maul lightsaber."
Me: "just slashed himself in half from head to toe."